Okay, so I don't live in Chicago. I live in Chicago suburb.

And I haaaaate it. Stupid little >:XX >:XX >:XX town.

There's nothing to do. And it does not help that I without a driver's license. *throws bowl of soup at poster of Wormtail to relieve frustration* *ha, ha, Voldy :DD*

Inside jokes are soooo much fun, are't they? Well, for me, not for you, 'cause you don't wait I'm talking about! :yes: YAY!

I like smilies. :> MUHAHA!

So we're doing this play-type-thing, more of a reader's theatre *gags*, and, guess what the first in-character line is. Just guess.

*in Southern accent* Well hidey ho there, little guppies! Before I say con-gra-tu-la-tions and yer on yer way, I'd like to recite a few words of inspiration, dedication, medication, and perspiration (which my teacher spelled wrong in the script).

No, I am not frickin' kidding. *sigh* The woes of small town life.

Well, it isn't exactly a SMALL town. It's not, like, a general-store-on-the-corner-and-one-stoplight kind of town, but it's no Chicago. So much to do in Chicago, so much to see...

I wanna move to Hollywood. *squeals, 'Don't tell, Voldy and/or...Pixie?'*

P.S. to Voldy and Pixie: *bares teeth* I don't seem to have really any money left in my super-secret-supply-box. Damn those ice creams from CVS, why do they have to be so tempting? *swoons and dies*

FIN.